Who needs all five senses?

Last week, everyone's cars iced over while I was at work. Fun, huh? It was freezing (obviously) and there was a thick layer caked over the windows. Like, white layer. You can't see through it at all. It's always a pleasant surprise coming out of work to that.

Anyway, I left after most of the others and was doing my routine of turning the heat on full blast while I worked my way scraping ice off of every window (starting with the back for some reason) when a very outspoken female coworker came out. She sees me and says, "why scrape your windows? Who needs to see?" I laughed politely, thinking she was just joking, and wished I was at home in bed. Then she just jumped in the car, turned the ignition, and drove off.

She either has X-ray vision, is a vampire, or just doesn't care. In any case, I knew there was a reason I keep my distance.