So, as my friends just barely pointed out, everyone has different preferences. And seeing as how it's 10:00 (which means Seinfeld just came on) and I need something else to simultaneously occupy my time, I'm going to share with you the things that make me weirder than everyone else. Yes, these are the things that I hate which everyone else in the entire world enjoys.
-Ranch dressing
-Horror movies
-Everything related to Lady Gaga
-Call of Duty
-Any sports rivalry
-Diet Coke
-The Office (past season 4)
-JANE AUSTIN
-iPads
-Megan Fox
-Sam Worthington
-Die Hard 2
-American Idol
-Metallica
-Hipsters
-Skinny Jeans
-Leggings
-Any comedy in the vein of Wedding Crashers, The Hangover, Hot Tub Time Machine, etc.
-Seth Rogen
-Talking baby commercials
-Almost every rapper besides Kanye West
-Apple products, services, and employees
-Swimming
-And, Hugh Jackman
Nah, just kidding. Hugh Jackman is actually fairly entertaining.
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