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I do not like St. Patrick's Day. At all.

Becky loves it.

I think it's pointless. Everyone wears green...why? Because some Irish guy kicked some snakes out of his country? Why is this reason for us to celebrate by pinching people who aren't wearing an arbitrary color? Yes I realize it's green because of Ireland, but that's an arbitrary color too. I'm from Seattle. Green's everywhere. You have to drive for hours to not see any trees. Anyway. I think it's a completely useless and pointless day.

Though I do love me some corned beef. I could do without cabbage.

Neither of us wore green yesterday. I win.