Sunday, March 14, 2010

letters

Dear Daylight Savings Time:

Nobody ever talks about you now. You have also moved. You used to be so reliable: every general conference I would know that it was time to move my clock (though I would be confused as to whether it was forward or back). Now, I don't know why you decided those were bad days, but you sneak up on me now and I don't like it. Move back to your original days so I don't wind up waking up at 9 instead of 8 again.

Dear Tommy

There is another letter in the works, don't worry. I know I suck.

Dear Mario Kart Wii

You are incredible.

Dear Nyquil

You make my wife incredibly cute in the morning. Thank you.

Dear breakfast

I am on my way.

Love, Jameson

1 comment:

  1. Are you collecting signatures? Cuz I'd love to add mine!

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