Dear Daylight Savings Time:
Nobody ever talks about you now. You have also moved. You used to be so reliable: every general conference I would know that it was time to move my clock (though I would be confused as to whether it was forward or back). Now, I don't know why you decided those were bad days, but you sneak up on me now and I don't like it. Move back to your original days so I don't wind up waking up at 9 instead of 8 again.
Dear Tommy
There is another letter in the works, don't worry. I know I suck.
Dear Mario Kart Wii
You are incredible.
Dear Nyquil
You make my wife incredibly cute in the morning. Thank you.
Dear breakfast
I am on my way.
Love, Jameson
How to Sew Back Darts
8 years ago
Are you collecting signatures? Cuz I'd love to add mine!
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