So, as my friends just barely pointed out, everyone has different preferences. And seeing as how it's 10:00 (which means Seinfeld just came on) and I need something else to simultaneously occupy my time, I'm going to share with you the things that make me weirder than everyone else. Yes, these are the things that I hate which everyone else in the entire world enjoys.
-Ranch dressing
-Horror movies
-Everything related to Lady Gaga
-Call of Duty
-Any sports rivalry
-Diet Coke
-The Office (past season 4)
-JANE AUSTIN
-iPads
-Megan Fox
-Sam Worthington
-Die Hard 2
-American Idol
-Metallica
-Hipsters
-Skinny Jeans
-Leggings
-Any comedy in the vein of Wedding Crashers, The Hangover, Hot Tub Time Machine, etc.
-Seth Rogen
-Talking baby commercials
-Almost every rapper besides Kanye West
-Apple products, services, and employees
-Swimming
-And, Hugh Jackman
Nah, just kidding. Hugh Jackman is actually fairly entertaining.
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8 years ago
ok i could handle your list until i got to hugh jackman and then i was sad, so i'm glad you were kidding!! and does swimming mean any playing in water or like swim team swimming?? other than that I like Jane Austin...
ReplyDeleteso! since skinny jeans and leggings fall right under hipsters, i'm assuming that hipsters remind you of skinny jeans and leggings. what if i've been wearing skinnies and leggings since early 2006? does that mean i am still a hipster? and andrew owns skinny jeans, too...
ReplyDeletedoes that mean we can still be friends?
ps. don't knock apple (or jane austen!) until you try it.
pps. there is nothing offensive in this list. i don't like american idol or metallica, either.
Oh trust me I've tried Apple. We have a mac that has been pretty much nothing but problems, which is why I hate them so badly.
ReplyDeleteAs for skinny jeans and leggings, I've just never been a fan of the look. We can still most definitely be friends, but we'll just know that while you look at my giant Coheed and Cambria belt buckle and Vans in disdain I'll be doing the same with your leggings haha.
And Bonnie, I've never liked swimming. I love the beach. I love lakes, watersports, you name it. But not swimming.
He sinks.
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