So last night around 5 AM I was talking to my friend Eric at work about ways to make money so I wouldn't have to work at Target anymore.
"So...I'll get a violin and pretend that I can't play very well. The devil, who will be fooled, will come and make a wager. I'll then play to my full ability and beat him in his own game, upon which I'll receive a golden fiddle. I'll be able to sell it and never have to work again!"
"You're going to pretend you can't play the fiddle?"
"Yeah. To lure the devil into a false sense of security."
"Your plan is to lure the devil into a false sense of security."
"That's right."
"Best. Plan. Ever."
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8 years ago
I told Seth about your brilliant plan and now he wants to trick the devil into giving us free stuff too instead of looking for internships. You may have some competition.
ReplyDeleteWhat an intelligent man! Maybe we'll have to be the fiddle duo.
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ReplyDeletehmmm I did hear banjos the other afternoon on my walk, but i haven't heard fiddles yet. Maybe I should try this plan? Although... not sure the devil isn't already "fiddling around" with my patience when it comes to my wonderful hormonal son. Which one you ask? Well it's deliberatly vague to include whom ever I want!
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